I’ve got an alter ego.
Moxy. I found this out whilst biking to church to do work on some music, a few men in a van with a carpet cleaning business drove by and one man remarked (at a stop light) “hey babe, I’d clean those carpets for free!” And then high fived the driver. Moxy (moi) said “sorry, all hardwood floors here, cunt” And as an after though just as I sped off, she added, “with a cherry pie varnish”.
